What tribe, exactly?

All I can say is, she's from Alabama.

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The best laid plans... NSFW

Explaining childbirth to a child is probably difficult without visuals.  Here is one of the top 5 most traumatic ways to teach your child about the miracle of birth. If I were you, I'd throw in a comment or two about waxing.

Source There's a 6-8 week lead time, but you still have time to get it for Christmas.



 

Sooooooo..... Another blog, eh?

I have never attempted blogging.  Why would I?  My thoughts aren't that deep, and, frankly, facebook more than meets my need to prattle on about myself in a self absorbed way that everyone I know can either read or ignore.  I love crafty things.  I am mildly obsessed.  I can watch the Etsy newly listed stream like most men can watch football.  I, like most people, enjoy a good disaster of mild proportions every once in a while.  And by "every once in a while" what I mean is every day.  I visit www.CakeWrecks.com every day just to see what distorted versions of confectionary crafts the skilled pastry chefs at walmart & it's competitors have cooked up for us (Is that a puppy or a decapitated zombie?). I also used to visit craftastrophe.net to see what Etsy horrors had recently arrived.  I loved that part of my day.  I have submitted numerous items to both sites and am proud (beyond reason) that my submissions were published two or three times.  I was heartbroken when craftastrophe just stoped.  It left a gaping void in my soul that I have been unable to fill with any other blogs, carbs or sugar.  The alcohol worked for a while.  I can't afford drugs.  The other night I was laughing til I nearly cried with my girl about the ridiculous things people attach to their infant's head.  I decided to search "baby hair bow" on etsy and an entire new world opened up to me.  After posting no fewer than nine thousand ri-cock-ulous baby accessories on FB it occurred to me that I would pick up where craftastrophe left off.  I probably won't be as funny, but I will give it a go.  For my first offering, the baby hat that started it all.  There really isn't much I can cay about this.  "That baby must have a really strong neck" and "Put down the glue gun" are the only two things that come to mind.

Source For $45 it can be yours, but since I'm featuring it on this wildly popular blog, you better move quick.